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Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

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Stormie had a book bound for me for Christmas with pictures of cakes I have made in 2007.  She just uploaded the pictures and made up some script and voila-I have a published volume, looking ever so official, with a UPC code and everything.  It was such a cool gift.  She also made me an "official" sign to  hang in the car window when transporting cakes so that cars passing by won't flip me off for going slow: CAKE ON BOARD

It is amazing.  It really is.  If you are driving carefully so the cake won't spill and people don't know your reason - they are mean, grouchy passers.  But if you have a Cake-on-Board sign, I've discovered, they go by with a big smile and a thumbs-up.  So – anyway, my sweet Stormie put together those thoughts in honor of all the cakes (see here and here, or just do a search of "cakes" on this site) I have been making.

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So, my sons-in-law and other kids got to joking around on Christmas morning as they were all telling me I should go into business making cakes and off they went on a secret mission.  A few minutes later I was called to the computer where they had quickly put together a website called "JeanieCakes."  You can even see it here: www.jeaniecakes.com

Crazy kids!  Crazy, sweet, wonderful, honoring kids!

Guess I should put together a business plan?…Jeanie

NOTE TO SELF: Practice cake baking.  Watch more Ace of Cakes! www.charmcitycakes.com

Pictured: the already well-fingerprinted cover of the book from Stormie; a view of the back part of the dust jacket featuring Audrey's wedding cake in up-close detail and a little bio of me inside; a random spread from inside showing Hunter's fire truck cake; the book face down

Nail-biter

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Dave was enjoying some Seinfeld season 7 (episode 2, The Soul Mate) the other day when I heard this exchange between Jerry and George as they rode in a taxi:

George: (biting his nails and then inspecting them) You know, I can now bite my fingernails so evenly, I don't even need to use a clipper anymore.

Jerry: But it's a pleasure to use clippers.  Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?

George: (pondering the question carefully) What if you're in prison?

Jerry: You don't think they give you clippers?

George: No! (incredulous) It's like – a weapon.

Jerry: You know what's really a weapon?  That big toe nail.  You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a shiv

George: I love prison.

Jerry: It is fascinating.

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Luckily, during the writer's strike, we can always go back to the good, old days of classics like these.

Quit biting your nails…Jeanie