A Woman’s Alphabet

Did you ever wonder why a woman’s bra size is measured by A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H? 

Here is how the code breaks down:

A ~ Almost boobs

B ~ Barely there

C ~ Can’t complain

D ~ Dang!

DD ~ Double dang!!

E ~ Enormous.

F ~ Fake, definitely fake.

G ~ Get a reduction, already.  Good grief.

H ~ Help!  I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!


Thanks to my friend Christy-from-Nebraska who sent this bra-size explanation to me. And I dedicate this post to my mother who actually thought the tank top (a gift from Stormie Dae) I was wearing said, “I am so blogging these,” rather than the more acceptable and actual “I am so blogging this,” (which is what bloggers say about everything).  I don’t have that kind of blog, I told her.  But, hmmm, maybe I do now, after this post?

8 thoughts on “A Woman’s Alphabet

  1. I think it was the way you put your hands …one on each side and stood there grinning… when you wanted me to see your new shirt. I guess it boggled my mind. and I’m ~~~Still laughing.!~~~ But it can’t be “all” bad– It did create a pretty funny blog for you on for Nov 3rd 09. and I am so gonna enjoy seeing it in print “again” — when I get my Christmas gift from you again this year. he he he.! I can’t help it Jeanie… I’m still snickering. Love ~~~~Mom

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