“to have made off with, decamped, or to have absconded“

Using it in a sentence:

Some thieving nincompoop absquatulated with Stormie’s Canon Powershot SX10 IS digital camera the other night.  Very sad indeed.

This is a slightly different model

And if said person is truly honest and returns the camera, I shall change all absquatulator-related adjectives in this post.  I really just wanted a reason to work absquatulate into a sentence.