If you can’t beat ’em

Those darn garlic chives.

I have been battling with them for 3 years now, since I purchased one 99-cent plant, innocently believing I had to have them.  Now they are everywhere and they grow quickly and no matter how many times I chop off, mow over and uproot, their will to procreate is greater than my ability to control them.


So, I decided to disrupt the bee-feast and bring some in to enjoy, for the flowers are nice and long-lasting.  But now I smell like garlic.

All the better to keep the vampires away.

Which brings me to to this:


That is correct!  TONIGHT (September 4) ~ An outdoor showing of TWILIGHT!!!  It is here in Brighton at the Prairie Center (just southwest of I-76 and Bromley).  Live music starts at 7 o’clock, the movie at sunset.

You know what fans we are of Twilight.  It isn’t a Vampire story.  Trust me.  It is a love story!  Well, I guess it is a vampire love story.

Best TWILIGHT lines:

Too many to list, really.  You can go here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1099212/quotes or any-stinking-place on the internet.  Twilight is everywhere!

But here are a couple to whet your appetite:

Edward:  What?  Bella: I can’t dance.  Edward: Well I could always make you.  Bella: I’m not scared of you.  Edward: You really shouldn’t have said that.

Edward to Isabella:  Your scent, it’s like a drug to me.  You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

Edward:  Do you trust me?  Bella: In theory.

Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.  Bella: What a stupid lamb.  Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion.

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