A Woman’s Alphabet

November 1st, 2009

Did you ever wonder why a woman’s bra size is measured by A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H? 

Here is how the code breaks down:

A ~ Almost boobs

B ~ Barely there

C ~ Can’t complain

D ~ Dang!

DD ~ Double dang!!

E ~ Enormous.

F ~ Fake, definitely fake.

G ~ Get a reduction, already.  Good grief.

H ~ Help!  I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

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Thanks to my friend Christy-from-Nebraska who sent this bra-size explanation to me. And I dedicate this post to my mother who actually thought the tank top (a gift from Stormie Dae) I was wearing said, “I am so blogging these,” rather than the more acceptable and actual ”I am so blogging this,” (which is what bloggers say about everything).  I don’t have that kind of blog, I told her.  But, hmmm, maybe I do now, after this post?

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8 Responses to “A Woman’s Alphabet”

  1. Audrey says:

    I think I have a picture version of this!! I’ll see if I can find it and i’ll send it to you!

  2. Cheri Kelley says:

    According to the ad on TV for a local bra shop they come in sizes up to M!

  3. Jeanie says:

    Oh, Cheri, no! Are you kidding? Seems like that would be aggravating!

  4. Cheri Kelley says:

    It’s the honest truth. I’ve thought of going in there and asking to see one.

  5. Dawn says:

    That would be considered an “a–” bra!

  6. Bryan says:

    M for the more the merrier!

  7. Cheri Kelley says:

    Good one, Bryan.

  8. grandma says:

    I think it was the way you put your hands …one on each side and stood there grinning… when you wanted me to see your new shirt. I guess it boggled my mind. and I’m ~~~Still laughing.!~~~ But it can’t be “all” bad– It did create a pretty funny blog for you on for Nov 3rd 09. and I am so gonna enjoy seeing it in print “again” — when I get my Christmas gift from you again this year. he he he.! I can’t help it Jeanie… I’m still snickering. Love ~~~~Mom

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