I love Judge Judy.
I know that is horrible to admit, but I actually think a lot of the people she yells at need to be yelled at. I am pretty mean underneath it all.
She has said:
Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.
Don’t spit on my cupcake and tell me it’s icing.
That is an awesome phrasal template. I think you should help me come up with some more of those and we can send them to Judge Judy and maybe she can use them. Or maybe she will tell us to butt out – in the way only she can.
TRY IT ::
Frame a phrasal template :: Don’t _________________ and tell me it’s _________________.
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I absolutely adore Judge Judy… A.D.O.R.E. her. My very favorite phrase of hers of all time (yes, I think I may have watched every episode ever) is “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to have a good memory.”
Her book “Beauty Fades, Dumb Is Forever” is just grand. I love it. :)
Don’t squeeze my rolls and tell me it’s cute.
Don’t press my buttons and call me a remote!
Don’t chew my butt and call me a cigar!
Don’t step on my grapes and call it wine!
Don’t keep me in the dark and feed me crap and call me a mushroom!