Dear Billy Mays

Dear Billy,
No one is going to respond when you yell for help someday because you yell all. the. time!

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My heart is still racing because I just endured yet another 17-minute (OK – maybe only 60-second) Billy Mays commercial.  Could some one ask that guy to tone it down a little?   I have ceased to even know what he is advertising (there are at least 517 products) because I have to run for cover everytime he shows up. 

You are not at a construction site, my friend.  You’re in my living room.  Show some respect.

2 thoughts on “Dear Billy Mays

  1. I’m not a fan of Billy Mays, either. I WAS, however, a big fan of the Sham-Wow guy, until I found out he recently had a little… uh… run-in with law. I am still a fan of the Sham-Wow, though. Got totally suckered into buying two sets of them at the Auto Show. My husband had a great laugh–but I’m determined that we’ll be Sham-Wowing all over the house and saving thousands on paper towels. I’ll keep you posted. :)

  2. Ugh, thank you, Jeanie! I have the same thought process every time he comes on my TV. Why does he have to yell? Why?

    And is that how he always talks? He should advertise for Halls or Ricola instead… or in addition to…

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